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School Have you ever...
[ ] Been high in school
[ ] Smoked before school
[ ] Smoked in school
[ ] Got weed into school
[ ] Got a piece/papers/blunts into school
[ ] Got in trouble while you were high
[ ] Bought weed at school
[ ] Fell asleep in class while high 
Total:


Family Have you ever...
[ ] Talked with your parents while high
[ ] Talked with your sibling(s) while high
[ ] Talked to your pet while high
[ ] Smoked with a relative
[ ] Smoked with a neighbor 
[ ] Smoked with a pet
[ ] Smoked in your house
[ ] Smoked in a bathroom
[ ] Told your parents you smoke?
Total:


Entertainment Have you ever...
[ ] Been high at a carnival
[ ] Been high at the pool
[ ] Been high at the beach
[ ] Been high in a hotel
[ ] Smoked at a carnival
[ ] Smoked at the pool
[ ] Smoked on a beach
[ ] Smoked in a hotel
Total:


Usage Have you ever...
[ ] Smoked a blunt
[ ] Smoked a joint
[ ] Smoked a bong/bubbler
[ ] Smoked a bowl
[ ] Dabbed hash
[ ] Had edibles
[ ] Lost your lighter right before you were about to smoke
[ ] Made your own bong/bowl
[ ] Rolled a joint
[ ] Rolled a blunt
Total:


If you scored  0-15: Not too experienced 
If you scored 15-25: Typical weed smoker
If you scored 25-35: Weed lover
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What am I?

14 min read
Outcast
[x] You don't have very many friends. 
[x] Often times, teachers forget your name. 
[x] You were always picked last for kickball. 
[ ] You don't like to talk a lot.
[x] You tend to avoid mass social activities.
[x] You don't participate in any extracurricular activities. 
[x] All you wish for is to move away or get a fresh start.
[x] Your friends have blown you off before. 
[x] You sit alone in most of your classes.
[x] You have a feeling that once you leave high school or college, nobody is going to remember you.
[x] You hold interest in activities that other people find strange.
[x] People don't find you friendly.
[x] You hold extreme hate towards another high school stereotype.
[ ] You eat alone at lunch.
Total = 12

Party Girl/Boy
[x] Lets face it: you like to party. 
[ ] You party every other weekend.
[ ] ...Or every weekend?
[ ] You've been going to frat house parties since early high school.
[ ] You're the defending beer bong champion.
[ ] You know the best hook-ups in the state... world.
[ ] Everybody who's anybody goes to the same parties you go to.
[ ] You've hooked up at parties.
[x] You spend time getting ready for parties.
[x] You've passed out from being too drunk.
[x] You've partied all night.
[ ] You've snuck out of the house to party.
[ ] Actually, your parents really don't care if you party or not.
[x] You're pretty much nocturnal.
[ ] You like to go clubbing.
[ ] You and your friends always party hop.
[x] You've crashed a party before.
[ ] One way or another, you've wound up naked in front of everybody at a party.
[ ] You've thrown up from drinking too much.
[ ] You've done something that you regret at a party.
[ ] You can dance. 
[x] You're friends with a lot of people older than you. 

Total = 7

Scene Kid
[ ] You know what sXe and hXc actually mean.
[ ] You have a obsession with dinosaurs, robots, and Pokemon.
[ ] You idolize Jeffree Starr
[x] People have called you scene before.
[ ] You spend at least an hour getting ready to take pictures of yourself for your myspace.
[ ] You have a mirror pic.
[ ] You listen to bands that most people have never heard of. 
[x] You enjoy going to shows.
[ ] You only go to shows for the sake of going to shows, not the music.
[x] Your hair is multicolored. 
[ ] You accessorize your hair with kiddie barrettes and bows.
[ ] Fashion is one of the most important things that define you.
[ ] You mosh.
[ ] You often mix vintage with modern.
[ ] Your myspace picture captions are sad lyrics to sad songs.
[ ] All of your friends are scene.
[ ] You don't know many of the people on your friends list in person.
[ ] You take angled pictures of yourself.
[x] You enjoy photography.
Total = 4

Prep
[ ] You pop the collar. 
[ ] You won't go near the "goths". 
[ ] You own at least one thing from a designer store. 
[ ] You are very clean cut. 
[ ] You are squeamish. 
[ ] People have called you preppy before. 
[ ] You never leave the house without putting on cologne/perfume.
[ ] You have a lot of money.
[ ] You know who LC is.
[ ] You watch shows like The OC, The Real World, The Hills, and Laguna Beach.
[ ] One favorite stores are Abercrombie & Fitch or American Eagle Outfitters.
[ ] You're afraid to set foot into Hot Topic. 
[ ] (Girls) You carry a purse wherever you go.
[ ] You need to wake up at least an hour before school so you can get ready.
[ ] (Girls) You do not leave the house without make up.
[ ] You are content overall with how your life is going.
Total = 0

Band Geek 
[ ] You have played an instrument before. 
[ ] You still play an instrument.
[ ] You are/were in regular Band.
[ ] You are/were in Jazz Band. 
[ ] You are/were in Marching Band.
[ ] You've never dated anybody outside of Band.
[ ] Most of your friends are in band.
[ ] The band room/band hall is your second home.
[ ] You enjoy listening to Classical music on occasion.
[ ] You aspire to be a Drum Major.
[ ] You've made out with somebody on a Band bus or at a Band competition.
[ ] You have trouble getting your non-band friends to go near the band room.
[ ] Band is your favorite class. 
[ ] You have been to band camp.
[ ] You walk in step with all your friends.
[ ] You talk about band constantly.
[ ] You know that American Pie has got it all wrong.
[ ] You hate rap music. 
[ ] Marching Season is your favorite time of year.
[ ] When you go to football games, you don't really pay attention to the game itself. 
[ ] Your favorite jokes are band jokes. 
[ ] You know it's not about the bloods and the crips: it's the brass and the woodwinds.
Total = 0

Thespian
[] You have seen in a school play.
[ ] You have seen a Broadway musical
[ ] You like to act. 
[ ] You have participated in a school play.
[ ] You have participated in a play outside of school.
[ ] You have gone to the Thespian Conference.
[ ] You get ticked off when people make that thespian, "Did you say lesbian?" joke.
[ ] You have done tech.
[ ] You know that you cannot touch anybody else's props. 
[ ] You have played in the pit orchestra for a musical.
[ ] You have been to a cast party. 
[ ] You are in a thespian troupe.
[ ] You often sing show tunes at the top of your lungs.
[ ] You know who Idina Menzel and Johnathan Larson are.
[ ] At one point in your life, you were obsessed with RENT.
[ ] You do not have a personal bubble.
[ ] You actually understand Shakespeare. 
[ ] You know how to put on stage make up.
[ ] You have been a lead.
[ ] You met a lot of your better friends through theatre.
Total = 0

Overachiever
[ ] You participate in a lot of extracurricular activities.
[ ] You have a part-time job.
[ ] You have straight As.
[ ] You are in mostly honors/IB/AP classes.
[ ] You do not procrastinate.
[ ] You have scored a 5 on an AP test.
[ ] You do not have very much down time.
[ ] You are very organized. 
[ ] You always have a thousand things going on at once.
[x] You are in a relationship. 
[ ] You aspire to get into an Ivy League School.
[ ] In your extracurriculars, you hold leadership positions.
[ ] You are/were on Student Council.
[ ] You are/were the class president.
[ ] You are/were a class officer.
[ ] You are/were the Salutatorian for your class.
[ ] You are/were the Valedictorian for your class.
[x] People have told you that you didn't have a life. 
[ ] You are getting/have already received the IB Diploma.
[ ] You cry hysterically when you get anything lower than an A on anything.
Total = 2

Slacker
[x] Your grades are slipping.
[x] You always wait until the last minute to do big projects. 
[x] You are an overall procrastinator.
[ ] You tend to do your homework when you're watching TV.
[ ] It takes you ages to turn your job applications in.
[ ] You are often late to school/work.
[x] You don't turn in a lot of your work.
[x] You spend the majority of your time watching TV, the computer or going on Myspace when you could be doing something more productive. 
[x] You sleep in past noon on the weekends and during the summer.
[x] You do not get out of your pajamas unless you have to leave the house.
[ ] You could walk, but you'll just drive.
[x] You have fallen asleep during class before. 
[x] Friends have called you lazy.
[ ] Life is hard when you lose the remote & you have to walk a million miles over to the TV and change the channel.
[ ] When you hang out with your friends, the majority of your time is spent playing video games or doing something where neither of you have to stand up.
[ ] You have eaten an entire pint of ice cream in one sitting. 
[x] You have sat through an entire running marathon of a show before. 
Total = 10

Goth
[x] Your wardrobe consists of mostly black things.
[ ] When you have the money, you shop at Hot Topic.
[x] You think tattoos are hot. 
[x] You think odd piercings are hot. 
[x] You don't get along with your parents. 
[x] You have/want to dyed/dye your hair an exotic color. 
[ ] You've styled your hair in liberty spikes.
[x] Sometimes you ponder the meaning of life and death.
[ ] You like to write dark poetry.
[ ] You are into S&M.
[ ] You have a pair of over sized black pants. 
[ ] At one point in your life, you liked Foamy, Happy Bunny, Emily the Strange, and the Happy Tree Friends. 
[x] You listen to grunge.
[ ] You have a messenger bag with buttons up and down the straps.
[x] You smoke cigarettes. 
[ ] You will only date other Goths.
[ ] You don't really care what people think about you.
[x] Overly happy people scare you.
[x] You like black makeup & nail polish best.
Total = 10

Nerd
[ ] You actually study for tests and quizzes.
[ ] You have straight As.
[ ] You haven't had any luck with the opposite sex.
[ ] You are into WoW, Magic Cards, and Halo.
[ ] You over analyze jokes to the point where they aren't funny anymore. 
[ ] Your mom buys your clothes for you. 
[ ] You actually answer the questions in class.
[ ] You sit front row center in all of your classes to get the best learning experience.
[ ] You miss school during the summer. 
[ ] You wear your pants at your waist.
[x] You prefer sweatpants to jeans.
[ ] You have a pocket protector in your shirt with pens and a calculator in it.
[ ] You let cute boys/girls take advantage of you & copy your homework in hopes of getting noticed.
[ ] You've noticed some of the spelling and grammar mistakes in this survey. 
[ ] People always cheat off you during tests.
[ ] Your parents pack your lunch for you every day.
[ ] You wear/should be wearing glasses.
Total = 1

Garage Band Junkie
[ ] You play the guitar 
[ ] You have been in a garage band before.
[ ] You're still in a garage band.
[ ] You think your band is going to make it big someday.
[ ] You play shows almost weekly.
[ ] You play the drum set.
[ ] You sing vocals for a band.
[ ] You write your own lyrics.
[ ] You spend hundreds on amps and microphones.
[ ] Your band has a myspace page.
[ ] You have been in multiple garage bands.
[ ] You have changed the name of your band at least twice.
[ ] You have participated in a battle of the bands.
[ ] Your band has been signed.
[ ] You have taken guitar classes at school.
[ ] You have played at the same venue multiple times.
[ ] You would rather make it big than have to go to college.
[ ] You have musical talent. 
[ ] You have groupies.
[ ] You've made t-shirts and other apparel for your band.
Total = 0

Gangsta
[ ] You actually are black.
[ ] You know who the bloods and the crips are.
[ ] You wear doo-rags. 
[ ] You actually grew up in the ghetto.
[x] You can freestyle.
[ ] You drive down the street blaring your music. 
[ ] Your ride is pimped out with stereo boosts.
[ ] You can break dance.
[x] You say "nigga" a lot.
[ ] You talk too fast for people to understand you. 
[ ] You are pretty chill with life.
[ ] You wear your jeans oversized and below your butt. 
[ ] Old school rap is the best.
[ ] You know that Tupac will never die.
[ ] You wear bling.
[ ] You have/want a custom grill.
[ ] You have custom rims on your tires.
[ ] You are actually in a gang.
[x] You are always big pimpin'.
Total = 3

Emo
[ ] You often have trouble convincing people that you aren't emo. 
[ ] You comb your hair over one of your eyes.
[x] You flip your hair often.
[ ] You have dark-rimmed glasses.
[x] You have hurt your self on purpose.
[ ] If you're a boy, people often complain about your pants being too tight.
[ ] You don't really smile too often. 
[x] You blog often.
[ ] You never smile in pictures. 
[ ] You listen to Thursday and/or Sunny Day Real Estate.
[ ] You're too much of a pussy to be a goth.
[ ] You own a lot of band t-shirts.
[x] You go to a lot of shows.
[ ] You only go for emo/scene boys and girls.
[x] It doesn't take very much to make you cry.
[ ] You have played all the Emo Games.
[x] You have worn black eyeliner before. 
[ ] You own a bandana which you wear in your hair.
[ ] You have dark hair. 
[ ] You love the emo song.
[ ] You say stuff like "I feel like my heart's being ripped out" and all.
Total = 6

Skatepunk
[x] You own/ed a skateboard.
[ ] You have been skateboarding since you were in grade school.
[ ] You have gotten many injuries from skateboarding.
[ ] You know that World Industries and Element aren't just clothing lines.
[x] You have vandalized public property.
[ ] You have TPed/egged somebody's house before.
[ ] You have been yelled at for loitering.
[x] You have gotten in trouble with the cops.
[x] You listen to punk rock.
[ ] Chicks on skateboards are hot.
[x] You stick it to the man.
[x] You own skater shoes.
[ ] You watch MTV2, not MTV.
[x] You enjoy crude humor.
[x] Screw school, lets do crazy stuff.
[x] You know that there are other pro skaters out there besides Tony Hawk.
[ ] You pretty much live at the skate park.
[ ] Hygiene does not concern you.
[ ] Skater boys are attractive.
Total = 9

Metalhead
[x] Most people are scared of your music.
[x] A lot of the bands you like have violent names/titles/lyrics.
[ ] You hate emo kids.
[x] You have gotten kicked out of a public place multiple times before.
[x] Slipknot isn't really metal.
[ ] You appreciate really good guitarists of any genre, particularly flamenco. 
[ ] You hate pop and rap.
[ ] You spend all your money on music-related stuff.
[ ] Scene kids are fun to laugh at.
[ ] You will become friends with anyone if they like the same bands.
[x] You curse a lot.
[x] You can name at least five sub genres of metal.
[x] You wore black converses before they became emo.
[ ] At least one of your favorite bands thinks they're Vikings.
[x] You also like classic rock, such as Led Zeppelin and Pink Floyd. 
[x] You have yelled at someone for their taste in music.
Total = 9

Results
Outcast- 12
Party Girl/Boy- 7
Scene Kid- 4
Prep- 0
Band Geek- 0
Thespian- 0
Overachiever- 2
Slacker- 10
Goth- 10
Nerd- 1
Garage Band Junkie- 0
Gangsta- 3
Emo- 6
Skatepunk- 9
Metalhead- 9
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2 min read
In the following situations how would you react when someone tells you the following?

You're such a wuss.
- Faaaack you.

Ha! But I'm smarter than you!
- Everyone is... ._.

Your crush has a crush on me
- Lol no he doesn't 

I didn't know you were so dumb when it comes to math
- I'm so dumb when it comes to everything ok

Hurry up would you?
- Suck my dick would you

You're so snobbish
- You're funny

Wanna settle this outside?
- Hell yeah nigga let's go.

You afraid of me?
- I am afraid of mortals 

He/she loves me more!
- No

You have bad grades
- Yep, since kindergarten! 


What if your crush told you...

I have a crush on you
- Omg omgomgomgomogjldkd;aldfspodjfjjjjjj

I don't love you.
- Fuck you buddy

I think I love you already
- Wtf

Can T copy your answers?
- Sure, T.

I think I have a crush on your friend
- No you don't she's ugly

Can I sit next to you?
- Sit on my face

Would you like to dance with me?
- Lets boogie

I think you have a crush on me
- Smart kid

you have a cute smile
- AAAAAAAA

Why are you so nice to me?
- ily


What's your reaction if your parents told you...

Go home before it gets dark
- no.

Look at your sibling, he/she is so good at school
- wtf

Go to bed early
- no.

Clean the house, wash the dishes, water the plants
- no.

Study hard ok?
- no.

When i was your age I only had 1 peso as lunch money
- I thought you lived in America...

Why can't you be more like him
- Wow fuck off

When I say no... I MEAN NO!
- bye
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A Girl's Night

5 min read

I'm gonna punch myself in the throat.

I keep punching myself in the head.

She always does this. she always guilts me into giving in by her over reacting and crying and being just so fucking unreasonable i want to scream!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
she wants me to cut myself and get in trouble with the law and destory my fucking self internally
thats what school is

its abuse!!!!! way more than it is important or educational!

that schools gonna kill me brendan i promise
im gonna commit suicide
im gonna kill myself
im going to die at 16 or 17
im gonna cry every night and ruin all my skin and punch my brains in

why does she want this

im just  teenage girl i deserve life i thought i deserved love and to be live and have fun and be happy
i want smooth skin
i want a normal head
i hate looking at my scars and crying because i shouldnt deserve this
im a human fucking being why cant i have the same rights as everyone else
whhy do i have to hate myself this much
its not fair
i hate it
i think about it everyday
im not like everyone else
i cant do school work
i cant fake it
i cry so much and i mutilate my own body and i think about suicide alot

im different!!!!!
i cant be in school!!!!!
no matter what i do im a fucking disappointment to someone
im just tyring to stop being a disappointment to myself
why is that so bad
whys everyone so selfish
im trying to save my own life
this is the most caring thing ive ever done for myself
and my own mom wont let that happen

jesse just walked in on me crying
i hate my life
i hate myself

my life is so horrible. the way my insides feel while i cry is the worst thing i ever can feel.  and i feel it so much. i hate damn near everything about my fucking life and im just trying to save myself from becoming a fucking homicidal maiac or a fucking psycopath for fucks sake!!!!!!!!!!

im tired of rolling around in my bed looking for things to grap onto for comfort but theres nothing. im tired of falling asleep with a stuffy nose and burning eyes from crying for hours.
im tired of thinking about my plan of suicide if i ever get close to concidering it again.
im tired of thinking about myself dying in millions of different ways. im tired of begging anything out there that has power to not let me wake up ever again or to take the cancer from a sick child and put it in me twice as worse
im tired of truley honestly actully hating my own fucking self. im the only person i have when it comes to times like this and im losing myself. because of fucking public school i never met myself. i dont know who i am or what im actually like. everything about me is controlled my depression or anger. soon im not even gonna have myself left.

my depression is so real sometimes i look deep down and hope its just my imagination but its not
its down to my bones

im crying so hard

i hate how i hate myself
im too full of hate and it wont stop
i hate hearing myself cry and trying to comfort myself because its confusing because i hate myself
i hate saying "ok" when people ask how ive been, i hate when i get upset and i just shut my computer down and dont tell anyone how deep im feeling, i hate having to hold shit in. i hate having to see people i hate and wake up every morning
i hate knowing that im alive

its so unbelievable i cant believe i actually feel this way all the time its so scary and wrong
why cnt it just be my imagination
why is this real

i hate hearing nothing but my own weeping every night

no family there

no friends

it hurts so bad im crying so loud fuck i dont want jesse to hear and get upset
im wasting so much of my life hurting myself and crying
im a teenager i should be having fun and im wanting to kill my fucking self

it hurts so bad
no one understands

i couldnt talk to my friend even if i did trust them
even if they did pretend to show interest
even if they werent embarrassed and disguested by my cuts and sadness

my life is becoming a waste and i dont know where its heading
do you know how scary it is to not know if youre gonna make it to next year
i promised myself i would kill myself by the end of 2013

i hate looking in the mirror and forcibly telling myself "you look fine" when in reality i would take a hatchet to my face if given the chance

i hate so much

i hate too much


*****These are messages over Facebook about my depression. It's very personal and I trust that no one disrespects this. I'm not going to correct the grammar, punctuation, and capitalization because I feel like it adds to the effect and emotions.*****
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THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. Joanna
2. Janna
3. Jo

THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU'VE HAD:
1. oneofthesedays237
2. xXVampSlayerXx
3. jannabear666

THREE THINGS YOU'VE DONE IN THE LAST 33 MINUTES:
1. Ate a hot dog
2. Chased a rat
3. Took a shit

THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. ha
2. ahhahaha
3. haha no.

THREE THINGS YOU DISLIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. Body
2. Personality
3. Hair

THREE PARTS OF YOUR ORIGINS:
1. Irish
2. Lithuanian
3. Polish

THREE THINGS YOU'RE AFRAID OF:
1. Myself
2. The dark
3. Aliens

THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1. Sock
2. Shirt
3. Another sock

THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. Phone
2. Food
3. Slumber

THREE IMPORTANT OBJECTS:
1. Phone
2. Bracelet
3. Razor

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS:
1. Red Hot Chili Peppers
2. Nine Inch Nails
3. Foo Fighters

THREE WAYS TO BE HAPPY:
1. Don't cut
2. Don't do this to me
3. Don't hurt me

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS AT PRESENT:
1. I hate
2. picking
3. songs

THREE NEW THINGS YOU WANT TO TRY IN THE NEXT 12 MONTHS:
1. Hair treatment
2. Talking to kpop
3. Actually going to health class lol

THREE THINGS YOU REGRET:
1. my life
2. my life
3. my life

THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP:
1. Love
2. Honestly
3. Kindness

THREE IMPORTANT THINGS YOU'VE GIVING TO THE WORLD:
1. Saved a life
2. uh
3. yeah I'm kinda useless otherwise

TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE (in order):
1. I'm 5'8
2. I love my cat so much
3. I'm awesome

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU LIKE IN THE OPPOSITE SEX:
1. Dick
2. Hair
3. Teeth

THREE EMOTIONAL THINGS YOU LIKE IN THE OPPOSITE SEX:
1. Humor
2. Niceness
3. Awkwardness

THREE THINGS YOU JUST CAN'T DO:
1. Let go
2. Live on
3. Stop hurting

THREE THINGS YOU MISS FROM YOUR PAST:
1. Love
2. Blood
3. Grandma

THREE GIFTS YOU WOULD LIKE TO RECEIVE:
1. Love
2. Friendship
3. Mulah please

THREE REASONS WHY YOU ARE WHO YOU ARE:
1. I mean what
2. I was born
3. So ya hi

THREE OF YOU YOUR FAVOURITE HOBBIES:
1. Internet
2. Internet
3. Internet

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
1. Punch
2. Die
3. Sleep

THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING:
1. Artist
2. Adventurer
3. uh ya those 2

THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO FOR HOLIDAY:
1. IRELAND
2. Japan
3. Ohio

THREE CARTOON CHARACTERS:
1. Xandir
2. Bill Cosby
3. Wait he's real what

THREE BOY'S NAMES:
1. Jackson
2. Alexander
3. Taylor

THREE GIRL'S NAMES:
1. Abireann
2. Lynn
3. Laci

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. Find love
2. Go to Ireland
3. Find her

THREE PEOPLE WHO HAVE TO TAKE THIS QUIZ OR DIE PAINFULLY
1. oh god um
2. no
3. bye

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